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I’m wet

admin — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:34:57 +0000

To the guy I want to date: I’m wet. Back now from a walk downtown. Raindrops on my nose, squishing when I’m kissing, someone who is not you….

-penelopetrunk

roman control

admin — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:20:40 +0000

“My age in roman numerals is blocked if parental controls are enabled.”
-nunodelisboa

reversible

admin — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:35:39 +0000

“Just woke up, and just figured out this coat is reversable”

-Tommy Guns

Bunny slippers

admin — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:10:29 +0000

“A spider bit my toe. He was hiding in my bunny slippers. “
-carrieh:

smallplaces

admin — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:52:07 +0000

“I’ve grown to like small places. I like bugs, bug homes, walking stick bugs, blades of grass, ladybug Ferris wheels made out of dandelions.”
-smallplaces

A town nearby

admin — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:31:00 +0000

“A town nearby where no one dies normally anymore. Caught between two mountains dark comes all in a minute. Tonight finds it quiet…”
-Lee Potts

Hot air drones

admin — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:02:37 +0000

“These political outmodes & The Gridiron inspired a haiku:Outmodes won’t see truth. We’ll move forward without them. As their hot air drones.”
-WatariGoro

Hampster

admin — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:55:51 +0000

“Thinking about getting a hamster. Feeling the need to spend money on something that is not a dental bill.”
-HoboManda

Where Ohio is

admin — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:54:28 +0000

“I love when people here try and debate with me on Midwest geography. I think I know where Ohio is.”
-Homogeneous

Married guy

admin — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:51:31 +0000

Married guy: “I’ve been running around making out with random women!” Me: “I’m not kissing you again.”. ::sigh::
-paperhurts