“Just woke up, and just figured out this coat is reversable”
“A spider bit my toe. He was hiding in my bunny slippers. “
-carrieh:
“A town nearby where no one dies normally anymore. Caught between two mountains dark comes all in a minute. Tonight finds it quiet…”
-Lee Potts
“Thinking about getting a hamster. Feeling the need to spend money on something that is not a dental bill.”
-HoboManda
“I love when people here try and debate with me on Midwest geography. I think I know where Ohio is.”
-Homogeneous
“what happens after we’re all connected? we run out of stuff to drink.”
-Debichan
“im still not 100% on how twitter works… but i will continually update for no apparent reason.”
“The Internet, the most democratic of all media, may prove once and for all that democracy is stupid.”
Asswipe in a porsche revved up past me. 100 yars down, his hood goes open and has to pull over. I ride past him laughing at him, right …