“I’ve grown to like small places. I like bugs, bug homes, walking stick bugs, blades of grass, ladybug Ferris wheels made out of dandelions.”
-smallplaces
Married guy: “I’ve been running around making out with random women!” Me: “I’m not kissing you again.”. ::sigh::
-paperhurts
I’m too smart to be the trophy wife, unless part of the “trophy” is “yeah, she’s a volcanologist.”